Happy birthday Kenzie!!!!!!!!!! I love you soooooooooo much. Also you look cool af in this pic. What is that a normcore madewell model kid or what?! And also— HEY WAIT A MINUTE! BUNNY EARS!!?! HOW AM I JUST NOW SEEING— WHYYYYY I OUGHTTA!
Sometimes... you come across a ridiculous drawing of a ghost on a ghost hunting show... and sometimes... you write a very very dumb bit off of it... and your boss dresses up and brings said bit to life- or, to DEATH. I am-a oh so-a proud to-a introduce to-a the world... PIZZA GHOST THE PIZZA GHOST!!!!!!!!! You-a very scared, eh!? 🍕👻@thejoelmchaleshow @netflix #pizzaghost #thedeadfiles ... WATCH EPISODE 2 TODAY!!!!!!!!!
You guys. I wrote a sketch for @thejoelmchaleshow bc that’s my job and I’d be fired if I didn’t do it. But they actually shot it all professional-like and everything. Even cooler? Freaking Eric McCormack starred in it! STARRED!!! Anyone who knows me well knows that the most likely things to be playing on my TV at any given time are “Will & Grace” reruns. And that I know most every word to most episodes. So those aforementioned people who know me well should be like “oh hey cool, Delaney!” and all others should be like “what a disgusting, self-indulgent post...” and to them I say: yes. Anyway: it was a neat day!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @erinburry. Thank you for the decades of making me laugh so hard the photos come out blurry. I love you the very most!!!!!!
Sick to my stomach. Again. Disgusted by this country and those in charge of it. Again. Always. I give what I can to @everytown. You should, too. Although it seems futile, it’s something.
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Wow! Can’t believe was compared to art by il divino, himself!!!!! 🙏 #humbled #michelangelo #googleartsculture #me #uncanny
Guys I’m in LOS ANGELES until the end of May. Let’s hang out. Yes don’t worry I did pack my gold lamé stiletto boots.
Look at all these professionally photographed people!!! Guess what? THEY FUNNY! Cum thru 2nite 2 c them, friendz! THE PIT LOFT @ 8 PM for $8